busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

(via lipazzaner)

keeshkafish:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

My boyfriend sometimes talks in his sleep. One of my favourites so far was when he rolled over early one morning and says to me, very seriously and matter-of-fact,
"Don’t turn him into an alcoholic."
"What?"
"The tiny monkey. Don’t turn him into an alcoholic."

(Source: best-of-memes, via justmildlyfangirling)

helpfvl:

praying that i will be hot this year

(via lets-be-reckless-today)

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

(via hannalee96)

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

(via takemetoparadisetoday)

msjewbooty:

sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star

(via katpissneverclean-thg)

shouldnt:

so-personal:

everything personal

why is this personal?

shouldnt:

so-personal:

everything personal

why is this personal?

(via xenlight3nme)